kissata

KISS means "Keep It Simple, and don't be Stupid". The KISS Anti Terrorist Alliance (KISSATA) are trained American citizens, who learn the arts of homeland self defense, survival, (see "special note to survivalists") emergency first aid, land navigation, sniping, and expertise with small arms. (see also MISSION STATEMENT)

KISSATA is for those of us who refuse to stand defenseless before terrorist attack, violent armed fringe groups, tyranny, criminals, or any other situation where the "thin blue line" has been stretched to breaking point. KISSATA is geared primarily to the rural environment, where police response is slow at best. It takes law enforcement twenty minutes at best to respond to calls in my neighborhood. In a disaster or major terrorist attack I doubt that a rural area could get any kind of law enforcement response. And that's o.k., if the police were everywhere, we would have a police state.

Having said that, KISSATA is NOT "anti-government", (except for the French government) or anti-law enforcement. In the anti-terrorist role we would love to patrol areas of interest, in cooperation with local law enforcement, such as rural areas around dams and airports, power lines, power stations and sub stations, gas pipe lines, and airports. It would be great for KISSATA to practice it's training while doing something for the nation and community. We also believe that it is not the military's place to provide this type of "homeland security". It should be a cooperative effort between local law enforcement and armed, law abiding citizens.

KISSATA is NON POLITICAL. Your political beliefs are your personal beliefs, and you are welcome to them, but leave them at home when participating in the KISS anti terrorist alliance. As individuals we all have STRONG political beliefs. As a group, we must have NONE. Be politically active on your own, but separate it from KISSATA.

KISSATA IS RACIALLY INCLUSIVE. Divided we fall. KISSATA is not affiliated or associated with White Separatists, the Aryan Nation, Neo Nazis, Nation of Islam, Black Panthers, La Raza, 5%, or any other groups, militias, or individuals who subscribe to racist philosophy. All American citizens are welcome in the KISS Anti Terrorist Alliance. Within the KISS concept we are all GREEN.

A minimum of equipment is required to participate in KISSATA. Basically it is your homeland defense rifle, ammo, navigation equipment, first aid, food, water and rucksack or web gear. Some very basic two way radio equipment is needed. (An FRS or GMRS radio with ear-bud) In other words, what you would carry in the field to fight and survive for two or three days. KISSATA does not hoard weapons and ammo, build forts, bunkers, or compounds, or require money or fees to join and belong to the organization. We are true to the concept of the Minute Man. You only need one rifle, and you should target practice with your ammo, not hoard it.

KISSATA engages in no illegal activities, and has no interest in illegal weapons or explosive devices. We DO NOT advocate the overthrow of the United States government. Fighting the government, LEO, or the U.S. Military is NOT our desire, fantasy, or plan. We exist to DEFEND our families, friends, community and nation.

The functional unit of KISSATA is the three person rifle team, who form and train individually in groups of three, not for any purpose of secrecy, but only to keep organization and training simple. Start your own team/chapter, and give it a kool name. There is no ranking system in KISSATA. We strive to produce individuals who can lead, train, and organize other teams. Therefore we rotate the leadership or Command position on a regular basis. In KISSATA you are both a private and a Commander. Until you successfully plan, lead, and execute your first "mission", you are a MAGGOT!

Training and participating in KISSATA is fun. We train ourselves in rifle marksmanship, orienteering, first aid, recon, patrol, cammo techniques, counter recon, sniping, etc., as stated above. We take our training seriously, but not ourselves. We don't sit around and bitch about the government or worry about the black helicopters. We don't push political philosophy. We get out and actually train and build skills. We are big on SURVIVAL SKILLS, which will serve you in many situations and circumstances.

To join and train in the KISS Anti Terrorist Alliance you need to obtain the KISSATA handbook, which goes deeper into the KISS concept, equipment, training and weapons, and puts everyone on the "same page". For ordering instructions, email Commander Klick! The handbook is cheap, sold pretty much at cost to cover printing. If you think I'm making a profit...dream on! What are you waiting for MAGGOT? GET MOVING!